March 29 – April 5, 2028
Sailing from New York City

Welcome aboard! We will be setting sail from New York City, so no need to take a long flight to a port in Florida. Whether you are staying in New York City or coming directly from home, be sure to check out the greatest city in the world before setting sail! All aboard at 16:00 (or 4 pm regular time).

For our first full day, we will be cruising the coast. During this time, enjoy all our on-board activities. Not a big cruise person? No worries, we got you! We will have panels, video gaming, table-top gaming, and cosplay events.

Freeport on Grand Bahama Island features a convenient cruise terminal near Prince George Wharf with easy access to beaches, shopping, and excursions. From the port you can reach Lucayan National Park, Gold Rock Beach, and Port Lucaya Marketplace within 15–40 minutes by taxi or shuttle. Expect sandy beaches, clear turquoise water, snorkeling and diving options, duty‑free shopping, and casual Bahamian restaurants; morning arrivals are best for smaller crowds.

Nassau, on New Providence Island, is the bustling capital of the Bahamas and a top cruise destination. The cruise terminals are within easy walking distance or a short shuttle/taxi ride to downtown attractions. From the port you can reach historic Nassau (Bay Street, the Straw Market, and Parliament Square), Atlantis Resort on Paradise Island, and nearby beaches like Cable Beach within 10–20 minutes. Expect colonial architecture, colorful local markets, duty‑free shopping, lively street food, snorkeling/diving excursions, and a mix of cultural tours and big‑resort amenities; mornings are best to avoid peak crowds.

Eleuthera is a slender, scenic island known for quiet pink‑tinted beaches, dramatic coastal views like the Glass Window Bridge, and small, friendly settlements. On this adventure, join us ashore while relaxing at private beach. It’s a perfect day to disconnect from the rest of the world and connect to other DerpyCon fans around you for memories you will never forget.

San Juan’s modern cruise terminals sit close to the historic Old San Juan and Condado, offering immediate access to colonial forts, colorful Spanish‑era streets, shopping, and beaches. From the port (5–20 minutes by foot or short taxi ride) you can visit Castillo San Felipe del Morro, Castillo San Cristóbal, Paseo de la Princesa, and bustling Calle del Cristo, plus nearby Condado and Isla Verde beaches. Expect rich history, museums, lively restaurants and bars, guided walking tours, and easy excursions to El Yunque rainforest or bioluminescent bays. Morning arrivals are ideal to explore Old San Juan before peak tourist crowds.

It is literally just a day to kill time while slowly cruising back to New York. During this day, feel free to hang out at the pool or check out the panels going on; it’s not a far walk from your stateroom.

Just like any other vacation, we must come to an end. But no worries, we will be sailing back to New York where cruisers can indulge in after parties and New York City nightlife. Worried about your baggage? Stop by Penn Station and leave your bags with the Amtrak luggage check for a small fee.

Brace yourself! Kyle and Bob are heading to out to sea!

At least a hundred years ago, a group of idiots and a plastic turtle named Kyle came together with a great mission: to have fun entertaining people irregardless of whether or not people were entertained. Whether it be making convention panels about dumb stuff they’re obsessed with, challenging audiences to make inaccurate anime descriptions, or making new friends in hotel lobbies, Children Driving Robots is excited that irregardless is now a word.

The man in the Hawaiian Shirt is sailing the high seas for the DerpyCon Cruise!

Manly Battleships® is the original professional panel group based out of the United States, a circle of fun-loving performers that have built a programming powerhouse on the convention circuit. Veteran panelists combine their skills with a circle of long time con-goers, otaku, and deviants to create a catalog of content for your enjoyment. We offer a lot of a lot, and a little of everything! With a line up including academic lectures, the Gameshow Impossibru™ series, and over-the-top entertainment panels! No matter your pleasure, there’s a Manly Battleships® event that’s right for you!

We are bringing the Drag from the land to the sea!

Fandom comes in all forms – including DRAG! Get ready to slay and play with Shoujo & Co for an unforgettable evening of nerdery and entertainment in ShenaniGANZA!